Quotes
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God created surfboards to keep the truly gifted from ruling the world. |
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If I say it's safe to surf this beach Captain, then it's safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place. I'll surf this whole f-ing place! |
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Out of the water, I am nothing. |
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Surfing, alone among sports, generates laughter at its very suggestion, and this is because it turns not a skill into an art, but an inexplicable and useless urge into a vital way of life. |
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It looks easy, like surfing, but surfing is hard too. |
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I've tried body surfing. It's nice. |
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"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are."